Hello. My name is Rev. Rousas John Rushdoony. I’ve been dead since 2001.
After spending my life telling homeschoolers they should stone their kids if they give them lip and telling politicians they should replace the Constitution with Leviticus, I got to Heaven and found out Jesus isn’t nearly the jerk I’d made him out to be. What a let down!
There are also a lot more people here than I expected. And they make me mop the floors in a bar. A bar!
Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
